this is a story about my girlfriend. her name is ugly.

i grew her in a bucket of water on top of a microwave in my teacher's room. i put up a sign to make sure no one would mess with her

here she is right after i put her in the water. supposedly she would grow three to four times her size in 74 hours. i was pretty excited

i checked on her the next day and boy had she changed a lot...she was now decidedly fat

this is her in her fully grown state. as you can see, each of her breasts are twice the size of her head. also, one of her feet didn't even grow. she's more of a less a mutant. the name ugly really worked well for her too. but then, beggers can't be choosers